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Wanna watch a lava lamp??
House-sitting again at an aunt's house, and there's an original lava lamp in the den! I've moved this 1970's relic into the bathroom that has a jacuzzi big enough for two. All that's missing is the right guy to share a warm tub, some hot cider, and smooching. Me: Eclectic global soul, no-smoking, no-drinking, no-drugs. Well-read, well-traveled, renaissance gal with curves. I'm that sexy librarian type you'd pass in the grocery store (without knowing my zany streak). You: Have some stories of your own to tell, and no substances harder than a good imported chocolate bar or the occasional coffee, and we'll be fine. If you need to smoke/toke/shoot up, best to just skip my ad and find someone who's a match. Can be vanilla/mocha/chocolate dreamboat, as long as you're a safe tub companion with no prison record, piercings, or bunny-boiling history. Would probably want to develop some level of comfort before jumping in the tub, (sounds reasonable, eh? so maybe we start with a pizza at Shakespeare's?) but there's a real person on the other side of this ad (and I've got the keys to the pad with the lava lamp)! Send me a photo showing your eyes, and tell me something about yourself, including the last time you saw a lava lamp!
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